Saturday, June 12, 2010
The Hermitage
The Canal full of boats running through the heart of the city
The palaces and museums (these two are often hard to distunguish)
The majestic churches which are actually to good for description
Walking though the streets and being able to look any direction and see a stunning building, fountain or garden
I could talk about the wonders of St. Petersburg for days. I have so much to say that I fear beginning in earnest because I don't know if I could stop.
I took about five hundred photographs, I can't describe them, I think that the beauty of this city can only be understood by being there. As I said, St. Petersburg was life changing, and it has frustrated my attempts to describe it.
This probably sounds rushed. It is . We have no internet at home so I am using the mcdonalds internet in cheboksary. The internet there is terrible and it could time out at any second. Therefore I must be economic with time.
Thursday, May 27, 2010
Sunday, May 23, 2010
From what I saw Russian graves are above the ground, not below. The body in question is normally at ankle level, so the mounds are pretty big.
On this holiday everybody even remotely related to the deceased person gathers around the grave and basically parties. Every time you eat or drink you must put a little bit down on the grave near the head. By the end there is usually quite a feast strewn out on the grave.
I also gathered from this holiday that the life expectancy in Russia is very low. I looked it up later and found out that it was 58 for men. I think that is the figure for Russia overall which means that I can hack of another ten years because my region is poor and more worried about day to day survival than living to ripe old age.
The weather has been perfect for three weeks. It is usually about sixty five to seventy degrees with a hot sun and a warm breeze. I think that the summer is somehow Russia's way of saying sorry for the winter. There are only about three or four hours of darkness every night which is cool, but makes it harder to sleep. Like I said, the summer is really the opposite of the winter here. During winter there are only about four hours of light every day. In summer, everything is green and full of life, especially at our second house in the country. It is somewhat of a farm. They have chickens and cows and a lake with a lot of fish. The country house is beautiful this time of year.
Sunday, May 9, 2010
Today, (the ninth of may) I was at the heart of this celebration in cheboksary. There were parades and some jeeps and stuff in the street. I think a total of about five thousand people were in the parade in novocheboksarsk and at least twice that much in cheboksary. Each of them had their own genuine AK47. People would say "s praznikom!" and everyone yelled it back. There were a lot of drunk people who wanted to kill me and one of them stole my chocolate, but overall I'd say the good of the day outweighed the bad. My friends and I had a barbecue and then went to so the fireworks. They were stunning and promptly set the nearby woods on fire. The fire was big and it took about half an hour for the firemen to put it out. Only in Russia
On the way home an old, drunk man grabbed me by the hair and said laughinglly that he wanted it for himself.
Sunday, May 2, 2010
He and his wife are always playing music, he is an accomplished keyboard player and she is an amazing singer and a very good guitarist. They played an original song for me and it was awesome. There is just one thing; they live with Lidia's mother.
Luckily I don't care about that and I will be returning to their house where fine tea is aplenty, telescopes are big and always pointed at something interesting, foreign cultures are embraced and where skilled musicians practice their craft.
Saturday, May 1, 2010
Ok, I am going back to the celebration...more to come
Friday, April 30, 2010
Wanna know why I woke up at four thirty today?
ok:
Today I shot my first Russian guns. Me, my brother and my uncle went to this beautiful forest of mostly birch and it was there that we were able to shoot targets with a number of pistols ranging from regular 9mm's to very strange, bird-shot revolvers. This was very fun and afterwards we relaxed and enjoyed the beauty of the forest.
My uncle had set up about ten of these devices (picture) to extract water from the trees. He encouraged us to try it and it was amazing. It tasted sweet and a little bit like vanilla and mint. I had never heard of this before and I do not know if it is often practiced in U.S.A. I think the name of the water after it is taken from the tree translates to something like "nature juice."
The Russian forests are really cool. There's a lot of topographical diversity. You can always find a wierd gorge or waterfall and the birch trees never fail to please. I actually came accross a couple of pine trees that looked exactly the same as the pine trees back in the pine barrens. (Tall with branches only at the top) (I just used the word "pine" three times in one sentence.)
Well, that's why I woke up at four thirty. It was worth it.
Wednesday, April 28, 2010
Ok, the halfway point has come and is now almost a month behind me. That felt both good and bad. Good because it means I will soon see my family and friends, but also sad because it means I will soon have to leave my family and friends here, probably forever. It is good because I can look back on all the Russian I have learned, but humbling because I still have so much more to learn. I definetly don't know Russian half as well as I want to, and my time in Russia is already more than halfway over.
Now for a grab bag of miscellaneous complaints and announcments:
1. I take Russian language classes at school with five and six year olds and they are really cute.
2.The Russian news only covers the bad stuff that is happening everywhere except Russia. --especially USA--there is always a story about some terrible thing an American did or some terrible thing that happened in America. Yesterday the news talked for twenty minutes about the American who fell down in New York City and was not offered help getting up.
3. The snow is all gone and the weather is amazing
4. I have gained over five kilos since I arrived.
5. On Sunday my host mom's car broke down in the middle of a Russian highway for about an hour. Russian highways are pretty much the scariest things ever. I am going to talk more about them later.
On saturday I was provided the oppurtunity to witness one of the most profound and fundamental aspects of Russian culture: The Really Big Fight. The Really Big Fight, or Otchen Bolshaya Drakka involves twenty or thirty good friends dividing into two groups and having a really big fight. It is a frequent occurence here in Chuvashia and this event seems to have become the unofficial sport of my region. Sadly, it is one of the least frequently witnessed elements of Russian Culture. I was very pleased at being given such a rare oppurtunity, I felt like I was being drawn into the fold, included in an ancient Russian tradition. To be honest, that is exactly what was happening
This fight pitted two classes in school against each other. "11 A" against class "11 V". It lasted about five minutes and left no doubt in anybody's mind that 11 A had won. Afterwards 11A helped all of the losers get up and carried a couple of them home. There was a lot of mutual respect. The classes saw each other in school the next day and there didn't seem to be any hostility, although there was a lot of limping.
Overall it was a scary, yet enlightening day and I am quite glad to have lived it.
If anybody is asking the question: "John, did you participate in this?" I will not answer it, I will merely provide you the tools you need to answer it yourself.
I am here to expierience Russian culture.
Any Russian will tell you that this is one of the most important elements of their culture.
Mom, you should have listened to me.
Friday, April 23, 2010
I was in the newspaper again here in novocheboksarsk , which is pretty cool.
That's it for the good stuff this week, now for the weird stuff:
Today in History class, one of the girls started trying to saw her desk in half with her hair brush. Next, she ate and drank all of the makeup in her bag After that she began screaming crying and laughing like a maniac. What the heck?
Two days ago someone threw a dead dog off their balcony. It landed some twenty feet in front of me which caused me some distress, thought admittedly not as much as it should have.
Friday, April 16, 2010
Thursday, April 15, 2010
You know you are in Russian when the only clean people are sick.
So after five days they repaired our water system---the only problem---it was a Russian repair. The gave us back our hot water but they took away our cold water--nothing is free after all...
Seriously, five days of only freezing cold water and now we have only scalding hot water; it is more than a little bit ridiculous.
Our elevator has started stopping in the middle of a floor so you sorta have to duck and then jump down from the elevator to get out...or you could take the stairs.
My Englsih is officially going...sorry if there is any difficulty understanding this.
Sunday, April 4, 2010
Wednesday, March 31, 2010
Everybody is happier, including me. I see people smiling on the streets. Oh yeah, the streets---the huge walls of snow and ice have befun to melt and as a result the sidewalks have become like rivers. People put boxes connected by plywood down in the sidewalk and everyone walks on that to avoid being soaked to the waist by five-month-old-snow-water.
This is funny though and not really that inconvenient. I think it should be like this al the time, even when there is no water on the ground.
Actually the weather is so good that I devoted two days solely to the substantial "Pleasure Boating" section of my Russian book. I learned about fifty words including: kayak, anchor, dinghy, inflatable raft, outboard motor, and most importantly of all: hook.
The scary thing is that I almost went to Moscow for the holidays last. I would have been in the city at the time had I gone. There was a very expensive AFS camp and the few people who actually went said that they "heard the blast". Luckily they were in a different section of the city and they are fine, of course.
Friday, March 26, 2010
Sunday, March 21, 2010
Unfortunately one of the other two NSLI-scholarship students in Russia has come down with a terrible case of food poisoning and is currently in the Russian hospital along with everyone else who ate lunch at that school. I don't go to that school but I have always had suspicions about the school food. God help us all.
Wednesday, March 17, 2010
Only the NSLI scholarship kids were tested that day, we get tested alot, the US government wants to make sure it is getting it's moneysworth. Don't worry general public of America, your tax dollars will not be wasted on me!
The lady administering the exam came down to cheboksary from moscow---she is one of the cooler people I have met here. This other lady loved me until she saw that I had not worn a coat--then she freaked out. She seriously went mad with rage. I thought she was making a joke or someting at first but I quickly learned that she was not. I didn't catch all of what she said but it went something like this: "you are in Russia, you must wear a coat, you will catch a cold, you are like a small child, sometimes it is negative thirty degrees here and you must wear a coat."
All of this was said neglecting the one most important and fundamental bit of information: it was ten degrees celcius outside. That is warm. Unfortunately, she didn't seem able to concieve of any possible variations in temperature so I respectfully apologized and promised to wear a coat during the summer to make up for it, which seemed to satisfy her.
The way I see it, if it is cold I wear a coat, if it is not cold, I don't wear a coat.
That is the beauty of human intellect--we have the freedom to make such choices.
Men under twenty five: all good, warm, nice, funny people. If there is a problem they will help.
Women under twenty five: beautiful, quick to smile, slow to laugh, are scared of men over twenty five.
Men over twenty five: ah, not nice people. Never smile never laugh unless they are laughing at you. If you are getting robbed, they will not even look twice unless they are the ones robbing you. Like to get drunk then start fights in the street.
Women over twenty five: Intelligent, sometimes smile, sometimes even laugh, will give you really good directions if you ask. They are also quite scared of Men Over Twenty Five.
************************************exceptions**************************************
This is important.
Bright coats--if they are wearing a bright color they are almost always kind. Of course this doesn't mean that those in dark colors are all unkind. IT is rare to see a bright colored coat
Children---if they have kids with them they are nicer, quicker to laughter and overall awesomer people. I see a lot less kids around here though.
This obviously is my opinion. I live in a little town in the middle of nowhere.
Tuesday, March 9, 2010
Any way the guy started pushing us screaming in our faces. (The pushes weren't really a problem because the guy was so small but it is the idea which is offensive.)Nobody nearby wanted to help and I learned that Alex is a pacifist so I pushed the guy and he fell over then Alex and I ran into a bus. That was an awesome idea because the gentlemen didn't have the neccesary fifteen cents. I think everything went well but I probably should have punched him because I bet he just picked new targets once we left.
Monday, March 8, 2010
Sunday, March 7, 2010
Two days after buying a guitar I got kind of annoyed at the Russian postal service because I still didn't have my care package but I had revieved other mail. I went over to the post office with my bro Dima and I didn't even have my passport with me. I gave them a photo copy of it and then I saw the contents of my package and I sort of got mad. I just screamed in Russian: "Why is my mail here and why is it open?" over and over again and then I accused them of theft. They eventually just gave it to me repeating over and over again that it was everything, that everything was there. I have learned a valuable lesson:
If you don't get what you want in Russia, just shout very loudly and look really mad--then you will get what you want.
Now I need to go buy a bunch of ten cent gifts because it is womens day tomorrow.
Saturday, February 27, 2010
Tuesday, February 23, 2010
But at least I got to meet the local AFS volunteer's mother. She is awesome. The AFS volunteer and the mother. The AFS volunteer always tells me where to get off the bus and helps me when I get lost nad her mom is awesome because:
Right before the skiing began a froup of people including me were given a tour. The tour was not very fun becase it was very long and I didn't even know what the lady was saying. The people who could understand her didn't care about what she had to say. Anyway, we all jumped/flipped into the snow. I did too. For some reason it totally ravaged my jeans. The back was ripped open in three places from the waistband to my calf. THe front was also ripped in a little crescent moon right in between my legs. The AFS volunteer, who we will call Lera, because that is her name, asked her mom to fix my jeans. Her mom gave me some sweatpants and then stitched my jeans up basically good as new in about half an hour. How my jeans managed to rip in four places I will never know. Jumping into the snow isn't usually considered an activity capable of tearing wide gashes through denim in four places.
Monday, February 22, 2010
Monday, February 15, 2010
Sunday, February 14, 2010
I went bowling yesterday with AFS friends, sort of for my birthday. That was really fun. It's basically the same as bowling in the U.S. -- just cleaner.
I have been in three Russian homes so far and in all of them the TV was on the whole time. family gatherings, parties, hanging out with friends, tv is always on
Wednesday, February 10, 2010
Tuesday, February 9, 2010
Today I exerienced my first bit of true prejudiced against Americans.
It was my class' turn to cook lunch for the entire school today. As soon as the head lunch lady saw me she asked a lot of questions to Dima. Most I understood quite clearly. She didn't want me anywhere near her and she didn't want anybody who was on good terms with me in her dining hall. She was really mad until she found out that two other americans were staying in Cheboksary, then she freaked out. She and the other old teacher made Dima and I leave the school. We came back two hours later after the headmistress had found out what happened and put a stop to it. The bad news is: old ladies remember when America and Russian were at war. The good news is: my understanding of Russian, especially angry Russian is coming along well.
My host mother is a butcher for a living and that is very cool.
Saturday, February 6, 2010
Thursday, February 4, 2010
Wednesday, February 3, 2010
Today I met the two other AFS students in my school: A german guy and a Swiss girl----They are very nice nad they have been here for six months so they are nearly fluent in Russian.
I played a game of basketball today. The teams were mixed and the girls were very good and very aggressive. All of the players were extremely intense which made it a lot funnier when they missed or tripped on each other. :) Despite their intensity they all had very good sportsmanship. I look foward to playing basketball again.
I feel that, although I have only been here for four days, my knowledge of the language has tripled. I
Women are quite overrepresented in the workforce of Russia. I know that women outnumber men here, but not enough to account for this. :)
I had some really amazing peach juice today.
I had this awesome idea for remembering different body parts: I write the name of the body part in ink on the boday part. So far it has worked very well. I remember the words, and the Russians think it is "wery genius, wery wery geniusfunny" that is a word in russian english; "geniusfunny"
Monday, February 1, 2010
Today was my first day of school and my first Russian party so this will be a long post.
Russian school is very chaotic. Kids ages 8-18 study in the same building. Everybody is screaming and yelling and trying to get to their class. The students all stand up when a teacher or adult enters the room. They are respuectful of their teachers but halfway into the class they are just like any other group of people doing something thay don't really want to do. Russian schools must be doing something right because the 16 year olds are doing advanced algebra and trigonometry. English class s very advanced. The students are not billingual but they are nearly proficient in english.
Russians punch each other a lot. Nobody seems to mind getting punched in the face...hard.
Whenever a teacher enters the room all of the students stand up abruptly.
The Russian party was very fun. It was an extended family party as most Russian parties are. They accepted me right away as a part of their family. I have heard that Russians can be very loving people and I didn't belive it, but after attending a Russian party I am sure it is true.
Sorry if my english sounds wierd, I am doing my best to forget it.
pictures coming soon
Sunday, January 31, 2010
After ten-hour plane ride I arrived in the Moscow airport to be solicited some fifteen times by various "taxi" drivers in a mixture of russian and english. I eventually was picked up by an AFS Russia representative. She was nice and very helpful. I forget her name. Guided by the AFS Russia representative I set off with the two other students for the train station. Two hour train ride from the Mocsow Airport to central Moscow----five hours of subway-----thirteen hour train ride from Moscow to Cheboksary where I was welcomed by my host family and two AFS Russia representatives. Valentina Yurpalova and Dimitry (Dimya) Yurpalov are extremely kind. Mrs. Yurpalova hasn't spoken a word of English, which is good because it encourages me to learn Russian.
After arriving at the Yurpalov flat I was treated to an excellent meal cooked by Dimitry. Cooking, and Hockey are some of his hobbies. Later on I met a lot of Dimitry's friends; they were all very jolly and interested in the very few things I could say.
Kvass---good
Russian fruit Juices (sok) -----very good
Russian Tea-----very good
Russian food-----pretty good most of the time
There is a cinema and a variety of shops within walking distance of my residence.



