The Past

The past is a fiction designed to account for the discrepancy between my immediate physical sensations and my state of mind.

Home in NJ

Home in NJ
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Guitar

Guitar

Hair

Hair
My hair before I cut it all off

Wednesday, March 17, 2010

Ok I have finally completed my guide to the people of Chuvashia

Men under twenty five: all good, warm, nice, funny people. If there is a problem they will help.

Women under twenty five: beautiful, quick to smile, slow to laugh, are scared of men over twenty five.

Men over twenty five: ah, not nice people. Never smile never laugh unless they are laughing at you. If you are getting robbed, they will not even look twice unless they are the ones robbing you. Like to get drunk then start fights in the street.

Women over twenty five: Intelligent, sometimes smile, sometimes even laugh, will give you really good directions if you ask. They are also quite scared of Men Over Twenty Five.
************************************exceptions**************************************
This is important.
Bright coats--if they are wearing a bright color they are almost always kind. Of course this doesn't mean that those in dark colors are all unkind. IT is rare to see a bright colored coat

Children---if they have kids with them they are nicer, quicker to laughter and overall awesomer people. I see a lot less kids around here though.
This obviously is my opinion. I live in a little town in the middle of nowhere.

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